A man walks into a lawyer's office and announces, "I need to change my name."
The lawyer replies, "What is your current name, please?"
"It's Barack Hussein Puppykicker."
The lawyer says, "I can understand why you'd want to change that."
"No kidding. I get laughed at and abused by strangers."
The lawyer asked,"What do you want your new name to be?"
"Dennis Puppykicker."